Popular Recent Faved By Given
Friends: 132
Followers: 194
Favs Given: 2,915
Favs Rec'd: N/A
@xzqx's (Anne) most faved Tweets...
xzqx
"Hah! Who's that weirdo talking to?" I say aloud to myself.
@xzqx
14
angelanatlxzqxluciuskwokTrick_or_tweetFriedaClubjiggerjevrythingmustgosucittaMJorgasmic1joeschmittelibradenpiercedbratelbeard
xzqx
Cleavage can only get hotter when there are visible crumbs in it. Ask anybody.
@xzqx
9
kastenjalbertbowdeniievehorizonRanGTchipmcmannevrythingmustgoelibradenrobdelaneypiercedbrat
xzqx
Jesus fuck I love that kid more than sandwiches. And I fucking love sandwiches.
@xzqx
8
atlTrick_or_tweetFriedaClubRanGTjiggerjevrythingmustgosucittaMjoeschmitt
xzqx
Just a second, honey, mommy has to tweet that.
@xzqx
7
Spinchange_felicitousTrick_or_tweetevrythingmustgoatlelibradenpiercedbrat
xzqx
Having a baby is like having a Bluetooth: it makes you feel better about talking to yourself, but everyone still thinks you're crazy.
@xzqx
6
liaboliciousatlluciuskwokRanGTevrythingmustgoelibraden
xzqx
I love you, iPhone. You're like my mother. But alive. And sober. :) :)
@xzqx
5
atlatl_stalkerjalbertbowdeniievrythingmustgoelibraden
xzqx
Forgot to attach bottles to breast pump today. Pumped milk directly onto my skirt, eliminating the middleman.
@xzqx
5
atl_stalkerxexdmomkurobdelaneypiercedbrat
xzqx
Like, seriously, I needed a jogbra for my ass.
@xzqx
5
kastenxzqxelbeardevrythingmustgorobdelaney
xzqx
OH MY GOD IF ADOBE NEEDS UPDATES ONE MORE TIME I'M GOING TO SET EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD ON FIRE.
@xzqx
5
iinkdioapeladpeatbogyerijiggerjSpinchange_
xzqx
The bigger the truck, the dumber the fuck.
@xzqx
4
alliegirl_Spinchangekastenjbsimon08
xzqx
Sometimes when I talk to myself, I forget what I am saying, mid-sentence.
@xzqx
4
alliegirl_CaissieTrick_or_tweetatl
xzqx
Please join me as I perform a dramatic reading of my facebook status.
@xzqx
4
atlTrick_or_tweetevrythingmustgopiercedbrat
xzqx
Why are fucktards fucktarded?
@xzqx
4
jorshuwahiamnotdiddyTrick_or_tweetevrythingmustgo
xzqx
Some days the only thing that keeps me going is yelling "DUMBASS! DUMBASS! DUMBASS!" at people in my mind.
@xzqx
4
elbeardFriedaClubRanGTevrythingmustgo
xzqx
Wayne: How much butt could a butt fuck fuck if a butt fuck could fuck butt?
@xzqx
3
smileydoobyatlbehindyourback
xzqx
Masturbating for the first time in weeks. It's been so long, I think I forgot where my clitoris is.
@xzqx
3
patrickdangerjalbertbowdeniibehindyourback
xzqx
Do you ever wonder how big you could blow up a balloon with your farts over the course of a day?
@xzqx
3
Spinchangeelibradenpatrickdanger
xzqx
Fuck my life with a life fucking machine.
@xzqx
3
atlpatrickdangerbehindyourback
xzqx
What? You'd have blood under your fingernail too if you were picking your nose when it started to bleed, OK?

LOOK AT ME I'M A PRETTY LADY
@xzqx
3
SpinchangeatlWonder_Beard
xzqx
I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO I DON'T HAVE TIME TO SIT HERE AND LISTEN TO YOU SLOWLY NOT KNOW STUFF.
@xzqx
3
atlChiNursepatrickdanger
Tip: To have your favorites shown faster, follow @favstar