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Well, I raced* my bike and didn't crash. Chalking the weekend up to experience.

* This announcement brought to you by Ibuprofen.
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kennethneugemmcritz
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There's something a little wrong in seeing Mexican guys struggle to order Mexican food because the cashier is a gringo. Camarones? Shrimp?
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mcritzAMassofHumanityeugemPunkrockie
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If St. Patrick's Day proves only one thing, it's that green comes in many shades of wrong.
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eugemblondediva11JeeNeeBeemcritzAMassofHumanityverbatimgirl
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The presentation I'm about to give is going to be so boring I should hand out blankies for naps.
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ripslichnavanax
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That forfeited hour has me running around like the Mad Hatter. "I'm late! I'm late!"
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TymethiefJeeNeeBeebedheadblondemcritzripslich
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Is AT&T making fun of me? Their TV ad reported a tweet of a girl stoked on flip flop weather. That's me. Where's my royalty payment?!
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Tymethiefripslichsnydeugem
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"Henry Kissinger released from Seoul hospital." However, his soul is still missing.
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IshbonisteelmnikAMassofHumanityripslichStereoForBrainsjackholtmcritznavanax
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Pretty much a perfect Sunday.
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ripslichSwenlin
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I'm glad the weather is turning to spring so I can go back to wearing flip flops like a proper Californian.
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ImAwake2DieLaughingKablooieharratonabbiloveverbatimgirlnavanax
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My fields need a good plowing, so I'm certain to put the extra hour of evening light to good use. Euphemism?
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dvsjr
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When God visits Earth, He eats the vegetarian Indian food I just had. And licks the plate clean.
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Beef_Tongueripslich
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My spirit animal is hungover.
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joeschmittJeeNeeBeeleo_g_ashgiromideDieLaughingmcritzSwenlinsemperjeff
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Communing with my inner lush.
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PhaCuepeterfitzwelSlappNuttzkipalupagusripslich
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I'm the mayor of burritos, pupupas, and tamales, bitches. I win Foursquare.
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PhaCuemcritzAMassofHumanityharraton
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Next week's SXSW live music is so outrageously off the hook it called me from the future and is already in my iTunes.
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harratonjmhobbs
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This day will be judged based on the productivity of my cough. #meh
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semperjeff
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There's an open box of Thin Mints in the work kitchen. This is clearly the work of the devil.
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TymethiefjonathaneuniceBlue_CrabJeeNeeBeeIsJonasStereoForBrainsjliz01mcritzripslichsgstrick
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Investigating strap-on meters.

As in pipeline flow meters, you pervs.
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AMassofHumanityharratonripslichMeetingBoyeugemmcritz
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Take the cannoli. http://yfrog.com/jyjpbj
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mcritz
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Red wine. It's like elixir for the soul.

Actually, I just felt like saying "elixir".

Also, yum.
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