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Old guys talking about baseball in March, hipsters, yuppies, uncool Hispanics and a PBR sign outside. I love this bar.
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Between the strangers at Skylark and you strangers I still feel lonely drinking this one beer.
Wait, anti-depressants & beer don't mix?
Wait, anti-depressants & beer don't mix?
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To you, it looks like I'm waiting for a date and trying to occupy myself. I'm actually tweeting and checking out people.
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There's a guy here that looks like @mikemorrow. I feel like it's a surprise tweetup.
Surprise, fake @mikemorrow!
Surprise, fake @mikemorrow!
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Watching the Cosby where Theo fishes out a mobsters body. What you don't remember is Theo getting wacked. Pudding was served at the funeral.
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Law and Order: SVU is the only tv show I cannot possibly masturbate to.
So I don't watch it, of course.
So I don't watch it, of course.
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"Not only did I grope him, I tickled* him 'til he couldn't breathe and then four guys jumped on me. It was my 50th birthday."
*had sex with
*had sex with
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I'd have 20 quality tweets a day if only I could convince my therapist to up my meds about 80 milligrams. "It's for strangers," I'll say.
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I listen to MC5 in the shower. Now, my neighbors know all the words to "Kick Out The Jams". MOTHERFUCKER.
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