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My neighbors need less cowbell. Seriously, much less cowbell. Less bongos and maracas as well. #ybor #crazyneighbors #santaria
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At the saddest place on earth, a bingo hall. It smells like tiny balls and desperation.
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I just ate a day old, reheated Egg McMuffin. I has been nice knowing all of you. Please get someone good to speak at the funeral.
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Is it wrong that I wanted to punch the 12yo sitting next to me at lunch today because he had a nicer phone than me? It didn't feel wrong.
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This Ramen tastes like unpaid bills and broken dreams.
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Oh look, it's "Mother Fucker I Need A Damn Beer O'Clock."
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If you get an ridiculously over padded package, be assured it was packed by a very, very bored hourly employee.
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I just became the mayor of this sofa.
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Working from home today. T still having some trouble recovery from Fridays shots. Wish someone would shoot me to get rid of this headache.
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Anyone think it's funny that one of the biggest advertisers on Hoarders is Hefty trash bags?
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According to @favstar, the last time I was funny was 9 days ago. Sounds about right.
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Kraftwerk. The band that launched a thousand German stereotypes.
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Jimmy Carter Gives a Big "Eff You"; to the Baptist Church, for Equality's Sake - http://shar.es/dBWM
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RT @S_SylvesterGLEE: "Hipsters" are just ugly people who still get laid.
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@Punkrockie I hear ya on the @ruthakers thing. If she starred one of my tweets or followed me I'd probably crap my pants. She MAKES Twitter.
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I want a Frosty. Or a nap. Or a Darvocet. Or maybe all three. Definately all three.
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@TerriSueWho I just do whatever and if I get corrected on it I claim I'm European.
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@hurtling Happy Birthday. Pretty sweet you get a parade of drunks for your b-day.
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AMEN! RT @blankslate: I love that I have to pay more taxes so that a church that despises me can pay no taxes.
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Is that Soap Magic dispenser the most amazing thing ever or what?

I'm asking for my OCD.
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