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So I spoke to this guy Vince this morning who was supposed to help me dig this ditch in my backyard, but apparently he only digs "niches."
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"The people who are straight edge before they can buy beer are the same people that make virginity pledges because they are ugly and fat."
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This whole "urbandictionary your name" meme would be a lot more fun if people had names like "Blowrub" and "Space Dock Fondue."
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There's something so magical about the number 18. I can't quite put my finger on it so I'll put my mouth on it instead.
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My Heart Will Go On is happening at karaoke. It makes me want to get on a raft in icy waters and have @CubaVinnie hang off the side.
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every time i watch the office i feel so sad for toby. but then kevin or stanley makes a face and i giggle and everything is okay again.
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i totally wanted to sleep with you until i realized that your email address ended in "hotmail.com"
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I'm going to start a band called the OJs and we are going to tour in a white Bronco caravan. Look for us next summer!
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