@Spinchange's (Chris Duffy) most faved Tweets...
Sometimes <3 doesn't adequately express the measure of one's sentiment. This is why I use <4, or even a <5 or a <6 to say how I truly feel
You have my undivided continuous partial attention.
Dammit all. I accidentally starred one of my own tweets and it won't unstar. This is just like the time I got caught masturbating with glue
Does your conspicuous zeal have your friends down? Ask your doctor if an anti-impressant is right for you.
Cuddling up in a nice warm blanket statement.
I miss the days when covering your eyes would make you invisible.
When I was a boy, Paul was my favorite. As a teenager, it was John. Now as an adult, it's George. I need to be euthanized before it's Ringo.
The opposite of chocolate is not white chocolate. It's brussel sprouts.
If one more person condescends to me, I'm throwing myself down on the floor and crying about it.
It's all fun and games until the ATM machine asks if you'd like post an update to your wall.
♫ When you click upon a star, your memes come true ♫
Some people like to shout into the ether. I prefer to inhale it.
My wife is suing Apple for having a patent on my attention.
I was going to give up being so cerebral for Lent, but then I thought some more about it.
Cleverness out of imagination is novelty. Cleverness under pressure: that's ingeniuity. One soothes ills, the other pays bills.
This walking to Arby's is some great cardio.
What scares us the most about artificial intelligence is not the prospect that the machines could have a soul, but that we do not.
Sometimes you just need a place where you can say what's on you mind and not worry about it being seen by anyone. Thank God for Google Buzz
I know they're suggesting anger management, but maybe Naomi Campbell just needs a sandwich or something.
I've found that adding a 'fundamentally' or two to whatever is being said, fundamentally only gives the speaker a feeling of gravitas.
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