@James_Waters' (James R Waters) recently faved Tweets...
Facebook really needs an 'Add Someone as an Enemy' option
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JeanM617rbok
To prevent terminal cancer, avoid airports
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JeeNeeBeebedheadblondeFancyMesstherealcherilyndropdeadchris
In which world is getting drunk and sending a girl from work a fb message asking her out a good idea?


She said yes though.
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UPTIGHTishindiana_reb
Oh, hello 4am I haven't seen you in a while, how are--*COCKPUNCH*
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atwobeakedmacaw
Sarah Palin describes herself as a Neo-Conservative but frankly I don't think she looks anything like Keanu Reeves in the Matrix
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afoolishwitLaceyMarkatwobeakedmacaw
All those who believe in telekenesis, please raise my hand
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Lorisaystherealcherilyn
I sure do hope history repeats itself because imma gonna get me one of them Tyrannosaurs if it does
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factualfiction
Are rhinos actually just overweight unicorns?
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plaid_lemurafoolishwitlondestherealcherilynpinkeezyTymethiefMissPrissUSAfactualfiction
Waiting for the midnight train. Could be going anywhere, but most likely South Detroit/Small Town USA/Georgia
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afoolishwit
My online hip-hop performance website isn't doing to well.

I don't think rapeartist.com was the best name
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angleofattackandrooafoolishwit
Fuck off Prius owners, the only hybrid I'm interested in is the of Lion-Dragon variety.
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londesSlappNuttzTymethief
In the elevator with hot office girl from work and OH GOD I THINK SHE CAN READ MY TWEET



Hey baby, fancy dinner?
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brokenlife
My FB page says I'm a 'single' guy. In reality I'm more of a 'double' or a 'whole fucking bottle' guy
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RoyaltyGTlondesbrokenliferejecter
The problem with Ninja Porn is you never see them coming
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plaid_lemurnavanaxSlappNuttzamoirswimparallelDolanitebonisteellolacherrycolapaul_shinncrustyjuggler72okie_sooner24
Never try and commit suicide on International Women's Day.

You'll bleed for a week but won't die.
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navanaxkristi_gail56thoughtsafoolishwit
I LOVE WATERSLIDES OH GOD THANK YOU DUBAI
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TiffanyJMoore
Fuck me, Dubai is sandy. Also, dude on the plane next to me just farted.
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Dolanitejsttmfb
Off to see Mr Liebowitz and Mr Goldman to settle some debts. Every once in a while, everyone should pay their Jews
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RoyaltyGT
Flying to Dubai in 11 hours for what is probably the most expensive 3rd date in history. Ha!
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apricoticanavanax
Like a good person, I got to know my neighbours. I discovered they are very eco-concious. So why do they scream when i share their showers?
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brokenlife
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